The Drink Speaking

Things that are DIFFICULT to say when drunk:

1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon

Things that are VERY DIFFICULT to say when drunk:

1. Specificity
2. Anti-consititutionalistically
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Tran substantiate

Things that are DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE to say when drunk:

1. No thanks, I'm married.
2. Nope, no more booze for me!
3. Sorry, but you're really not my type.
4. Kebab? No thanks, I'm not hungry.
5. Good evening, Officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke!
7. I'm not interested in fighting you.
8. Thankyou, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination, I'd hate to look like a fool!
9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to urinate in this parking lot or at the side of the road.
10. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning.