| REMOVING HER CLOTHES: |
| With her consent |
12 Calories |
| Without her consent |
2,187 Calories |
| OPENING HER BRA: |
| With both hands |
8 Calories |
| With one hand |
12 Calories |
| With your teeth |
485 Calories |
| PUTTING ON A CONDOM: |
| With an erection |
6 Calories |
| Without an erection |
3,315 Calories |
| POSITIONS: |
| Missionary |
12 Calories |
| 69 Lying Down |
78 Calories |
| 69 Standing Up |
812 Calories |
| Wheelbarrow |
216 Calories |
| Doggy Style |
326 Calories |
| Italian Chandelier |
2,912 Calories |
| ORGASMS: |
| Real |
112 Calories |
| Fake |
1,315 Calories |
| POST ORGASM: |
| Lying in Bed Hugging |
18 Calories |
| Getting Up Immediately |
36 Calories |
| Explaining why you got out of bed immediately |
816 Calories |
| GETTING A SECOND ERECTION: |
| If You Are: |
| 20-29 Years |
36 Calories |
| 30-39 Years |
80 Calories |
| 40-49 Years |
124 Calories |
| 50-59 Years |
1,972 Calories |
| 60-69 Years |
7,916 Calories |
| 70-79 Years |
Results still pending |
| DRESSING AFTERWARDS: |
| Calmly |
32 Calories |
| In a Hurry |
98 Calories |
| With Her Father Knocking at the Door |
5,218 Calories |
| With Your Wife Knocking at the Door |
13,521 Calories |
